Well, you'll be glad to know we're not dead... At least, I'm pretty sure we're not dead. Some of us are almost dead, and I think some of us wish we were dead, but none of us are actually dead. So, here's a quick post to reassure you. I got this awesome thing from my friend Kiera:)
So, here's Serenity's life story:
My parents are Ella and Kit. I grew up in Ponyville and Peter Pan was my childhood friend. I grew up and married Nicholas Nickleby. We lived happily for seven years and had one child during that time. One day, my spouse disappeared! A ransom note reading "what?" was left by the dastardly villain, Peeta Mellark! I set out on a quest to find my spouse. My weapon of choice was a Kleenex box and the only clue I had that led me to the villain's hideout was two green Legos stacked. Christine Popp was my ally. After 27 days of searching, we finally found the hideout. It was located at Stillwater Evangelical Free Church! I found my husband trapped in the villain's dungeon and freed him the help of four cans of Arizona Sweet Tea. But then, the villain found us! After a long battle, we defeated the villain and went home and have lived happily ever after! Yay!
Okay, some of you may have guessed that's not my legit life story. Hey! That will be Serenity's life story, not the legit me! Okay, now I know some more about Serenity...which is weird cause that's me. Oh well. Anywho, the awesome thing I got from my friend Kiera was this list:
1. The last couple you saw kiss in
a movie/TV show are your parents
2. The setting of the last movie you saw is where you grow up.
3. First fictional character you think of (think of one before reading further) is your childhood friend.
4. You grow up. The main character (or main alley) in the book you are currently reading is your spouse.
5. You live happily together for [the number of tabs open on your computer] amount of years.
6. The last digit of your phone number is how many kids you have.
7. One day your spouse disappears. The last text message/last line of email you sent is a ransom note that was sent to you by...
8. The dastardly villain! The last fictional character you cried over (or if you don't cry while reading/watching things, got close to crying over/made you really sad).
9. You set out on a quest to find them. The object nearest on your left side is your weapon of choice.
10. The object nearest your right is the only clue you have that will lead you to the villain's hideout.
11. Look over at the left of your gmail. The last person you chatted with (person on top of contacts) is your ally.
12. After [day of your birthday (ex. the 1st, 5th, etc.)] days of searching, you finally find the hideout.
13. It's located... [the last place you went other than your house]
14. You find your spouse trapped in the villain's dungeon. You free him/her with the help of a [last item you bought]
15. Uh-oh! The villain found you! If the second to last digit of your phone number is an odd number: after a long battle, you defeat the villain and go home and live happily ever after! Yay!
2. The setting of the last movie you saw is where you grow up.
3. First fictional character you think of (think of one before reading further) is your childhood friend.
4. You grow up. The main character (or main alley) in the book you are currently reading is your spouse.
5. You live happily together for [the number of tabs open on your computer] amount of years.
6. The last digit of your phone number is how many kids you have.
7. One day your spouse disappears. The last text message/last line of email you sent is a ransom note that was sent to you by...
8. The dastardly villain! The last fictional character you cried over (or if you don't cry while reading/watching things, got close to crying over/made you really sad).
9. You set out on a quest to find them. The object nearest on your left side is your weapon of choice.
10. The object nearest your right is the only clue you have that will lead you to the villain's hideout.
11. Look over at the left of your gmail. The last person you chatted with (person on top of contacts) is your ally.
12. After [day of your birthday (ex. the 1st, 5th, etc.)] days of searching, you finally find the hideout.
13. It's located... [the last place you went other than your house]
14. You find your spouse trapped in the villain's dungeon. You free him/her with the help of a [last item you bought]
15. Uh-oh! The villain found you! If the second to last digit of your phone number is an odd number: after a long battle, you defeat the villain and go home and live happily ever after! Yay!
If the second to last digit of your
phone number is an even number: After a long battle, the villain defeats
you and you all die and no one lives happily ever after. Sad.
You should try it and comment if anything especially interested happened in your life:) One time when I did this, Peeta was my spouse...as well as the villain who kidnapped my spouse. O.o
Well, hopefully you are now convinced that we are not dead. Or at least, I'm not dead.
Pray reallyreallyreally hard and you might get another blog post this month! XP
May StarClan guide your path, and may the Namers protect you from the Ecthroi, and may Aslan melt away all your fears, and may your nose never grow to be as long as the Tower of Lebenon, and may the odds be ever in your favour! Namarie!
---Serenity---
